south dakota haymaker

When you are born or raised in South Dakota, get drunk, and throw a wide right arm punch to another person's face.

I got drunk at a bar and was hit by a South Dakota haymaker.

by Sourgummy April 19, 2022

Dakota brown eye

When one wipes their eye with a towel that was used to wipe a dog's butthole

Gary now has the Dakota Brown Eye from using the wrong towel.

by DakotaGC November 13, 2020

Dakota Dog Sled

Requires four participants, two girls and two guys. The girls take it doggystyle on a firm surface while arm wrestling each other

Jennifer beat Brittany last night in the Dakota Dog Sled

by Tick Raylor February 23, 2020

South Dakota Whirlpool

When someone proceeds to give another person a Rimjob and then afterwards without washing their mouth sucks the others penis.

Hey did you hear Zach gave Noah a South Dakota Whirlpool in the girls bathroom?

by SenorNoodles June 18, 2016

Springfield, South Dakota

A small town with a kick-ass 4th of July celebration.

I'm going to Springfield, South Dakota for the 4th of July.

by .black.dahlia. July 12, 2010

South Dakota Avenue

The main shopping street in Washington D.C. It is home to some of the most exclusive stores in the world and attracts only the most sophisticated consumers.

Person #1 - "Hey, I could really go for some McDonald's."

Person #2 - "You uncouth savage, why should we eat at McDonald's when the Dakota Fish Market is only a block away!"

Person #3 - "What fools! Are you not aware that Hair Chef is right across the street?"

by Quincy Jackson February 7, 2005

north dakota blizzard

You'll need a high speed industrial fan that can reach a wind speed of at least 100 mph, 40 guys from the local Walmart crew, and the hottest milf this side of the Mississippi. The foxy lady will stand approximately 20 feet away from the fan, obviously naked and ready for the coming storm. The guys will be standing right behind the fan brewing the storm. Once prepped and primed they let the snow loose. It travels through the fan reaching a terminal velocity of 50 feet per second, covering the vixen, head to toe in roughly a good foot of the gooey, white snow.

Yeah man I got the night shift boys together last night and Tom's wife got blinded by the North Dakota Blizzard

by slayinsince89 November 25, 2015