When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.
After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !
by fuzzytree443 June 8, 2021
Get the the angry wifemug. A trope commonly found in harem-novels, as coined by translations of Chinese novel "The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System" by Mòxiāng Tóngxiù. Describes common plot devices that force women around the protagonist to fall into his arms (and bed).
I can't stand this novel, the amount of convenient wife plots lying around is insane! The fauna of each village can't ALL be aphrodisiacs!
by MarionB December 22, 2022
Get the wife plotmug. "Wife rounding" occurs when a wife tells her spouse the amount of money she spent on something. The amount is always rounded down, typically in increments between $1 and $10.
Husband: Honey, how much did you pay for this?
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
by gipnor June 2, 2010
Get the Wife Roundingmug. This is a trifling hoe who doesn’t need saving she’s gonna cheat and lie and use you for everything she can
by Doe977 September 9, 2022
Get the trif-wifemug. A girl pal you fake marry when you're on the sesh because you're having such a belter of a time and you want to sesh together forever.
by Seshwife1000 July 3, 2018
Get the Sesh Wifemug. by arakc August 14, 2011
Get the Trucker's wifemug. someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.
by shedevil666 December 31, 2016
Get the sea wifemug.