Bro you were so Walter wasted last night you argued with the bartender on the name on the tab because it didn't say Walter
by Dirty Dirty Delux August 6, 2022
Get the Walter Wastedmug. Wannabe Special Forces Soldier who can usually be recognised by 5 Signs
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life
2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly
3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks”
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
1) Looks like they’ve never seen a gym in there life
2) Watches Yellowstone relentlessly
3) Whole Section was KIA or “Lives out in the sticks”
4) Mentions Black Ops Missions that are “classified”
5) Runs a “Veteran Owned Business selling cheap chinese knock off knifes and gear endangering the lads/ladettes who use it”
Stuey “Whole Section was KIA told my Dad about it and he said that’s what happens bud”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops”
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit”
Bob “Interesting where did your dad serve”
Stuey “Rhodesia Black Ops”
Bob “Bullshit Stuey you are a Walter Mitty and a fraud your business is fuarked and we chucked your missus on the spit”
by I hate rockspiders April 22, 2024
Get the Walter Mittymug. Walter:
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
by Thetatochip April 29, 2022
Get the walter whitemug. 
Alyssa walters was my bestfriend or as we would say befristend she battles problems but would always make sure i was happy she was one of the few people i could tell anything too she gave great hugs and advice i miss her i wish i didnt mess up and we would still be friends when i was around her all my problems went away i miss her so much
by Deadhuman34 January 22, 2024
Get the Alyssa waltersmug. Walter is a term to call your friends or family to refer to them as an idiot or if they do something stupid. If someone calls you a walter you should take it as an insult not a compliment.
by Taytyashanaepickle February 27, 2022
Get the waltermug. by Spiderman3 August 13, 2023
Get the Jonathan Walter Pinchmug.