u mad?

An attempt to mock someone for being angry or annoyed, often used by trolls or just dickheads in a cheap attempt to make their target more angry.

This response is usually predicated on the questioner's arrogant notion that they themselves are immune to losing their cool and never get angry when someone is being a dickhead to them.

This usually has 0.000001% likelihood of being true.

Possible response: "Yes, I mad, and if you weren't hiding behind an anonymous identity on the Internet, I'd find you and let you know just how mad I am."

Person 1: "Stop fucking micspamming and hacking you fucking dickcheese!"

Person 2: "Lol u mad?"

Person 1: "..."

(a few days later)

Person 2: " YOU KILLED MY FAMILY AND BURNED MY HOUSE DOWN! YOU BITCH!"

Person 1: "lol u mad?"

by meh89515 July 1, 2010

nm u

not much, you
also: nm e - nothing much either

"sup" "nm u" "nm e"

by ben and vin December 29, 2005

NCT U

NCT U, or Neo Culture Technology U, is a Korean boyband of SM Entertainment. It consists of

1. Maknae, vocalist, and main rapper Mark *MARKEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*
2. Main vocalist Taeil
3. Main rapper, lead dancer, vocalist, and visual Taeyong
4. Main vocalist Doyoung
5. Lead vocalist Jaehyun
6. Main dancer, rapper, and vocalist Ten

Friend: Hey, have you heard of NCT U?
Me: *Head perks up instantly* AHHHHH NCT UUUUUUUUUU MY MARKEU MY TEN YOU ARE TOO SHUCKING PERFECT DOYOUNG AHHHHHH MY LIFEU
Friend: -_-

by Docof_LEGO November 9, 2016

owz u

Cryptic alternative to the common "hows you?" or even "how are you?". "owz u" may have a question mark, it may not, it doesn't bloody matter. Can be used to break awkward silences.

"hey. owz u."
"So.. yeah..
um..
owz u"

by superhedge May 25, 2009

power-u

Vagina, Clitoris, Woman's genitals

That girl had a niceley shaven Power-U

by franko May 13, 2005

U-lock

A heavy gauge metal lock used primarily for securing bicycles. The U-lock gets it's name from a 'U' shaped metal rod that has cutouts at each end to fit into a horizontal locking bar. This is considered to be one of the best bicycle locks.

My bike U-lock is heavy, but at least my bike won't get stolen.

by Falkon November 6, 2006

lol@u

Used to make fun of someone in an attepmt to get them upset.

Player A killed PLayer B
Player A: lol@u
Player B: FU!!

by Shawn Michaels June 25, 2006