kirking

The act of acquiring an extra hour or two of sleep through the use of a vague medical condition as an excuse. Kirking requires you to show up at 9:30 to 10:00 am thus allowing you to maintain your ability to give others a rash of shit if they take a sick day.

"It's 9:30 and the boss still isn't here. He must be kirking this morning."

by Jbski April 27, 2017

Kirk

1. Slang for receiving neck, or oral sex.
2. An alternative word for the part of the body connecting the head to the rest of the body.

1. My girl just gave me the best Kirk of my life!
2. My Kirk has been hurting for a while, maybe I should see a doctor.

by fountainfanatic784 October 15, 2025

Kirked

Verb: To be rebuked by the Lord in front of the world to see.

The man who stole from me will be kirked on live television.

by Keepongrilldog September 16, 2025

Kirked

It's the word "Killed and Murked" morphed in one, specifically if the person died from a wound in the neck.

David: Hey! Did you hear what happened to Marley?
Steve: No. What happened?
David: Marley got kirked!
Steve: That poor man. I will make sure to give his family my condolences!

by Jesús Cristo September 13, 2025

Kirked

The word "Kirked" is slang used by the gaming community to let teamates knows they've been killed.

Hey be careful going through that alley, I just got kirked.

by yungsupersize September 11, 2025

Kirk

To humble oneself to their debate opposition

Charlie Kirked himself in the gun debate.

by DrossWinds October 8, 2025

Kirk

Giving or receiving head. Charlie Kirk got shot in the neck, neck can be used as a name for head.

Yo want some Kirk?

by Mmmley October 30, 2025