in the broom closet

In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.
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closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
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walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping
I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.
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closet bugger

To not disclose the fact that you are bugging out, or freaking out because of smoking the reefer.
Dude, he's probably bugging out on the inside and not telling us because he doesn't want to seem like a pussy. He's a closet bugger.
by joesbugginout November 22, 2010
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closet fuckboy

someone who looks like a gentleman but is actually a fuckboy
"that guy looks really nice"
"hes not he is really closet fuckboy"
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closet-hobby

A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.
Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?
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locked in the closet

The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.
Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.
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