Jim was out and proud, but he didn't have a real boyfriend. He would just have sex in the bathroom with some closet candy he met at the school.
Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.
Tom wasn't out yet, but he did manage to garner some sexual experience by being Jim's closet candy.
by chickenbiscuit3000 July 7, 2010
Get the closet candymug. Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
Get the Closet Keepermug. When you try to dress/act/be "normal" to conceal your weirdness in order to cope with the prejudices of society (because being weird is socially unexceptable, especially in most southern regions of the United States where individuality is not appreciated and in some cases, feared. And of course, not to forget, the American high school where these principles take on different vicious form themselves.) These factors tend to lead to the oppressed seeking an outlet for coping with these injustices of our society. However promising this way coping with the oppression of weirdos may seem in the beginning, this strategy tends to leave the closeted feeling empty, cronically depressed, and even more oppressed as anger starts to emerge.
Teen #1: Hey, you know Madison, there is reason to suspect that she is a closeted weirdo.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.
Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.
Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.
Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.
Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.
by Closeted Weirdo March 10, 2015
Get the Closeted Weirdomug. In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.
"Are you in the Broom Closet To?"
by UND3RT4L3 August 3, 2016
Get the in the broom closetmug. by ItsBeanin December 29, 2022
Get the Closet Furrymug. A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception
"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.
"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.
by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017
Get the closet snakemug. The inability to come out gay because of the possibility of brutal retaliation from others. This could include being targeted by anti-gay groups, being avoided by your friends, etc.
Daniel wanted to come out, but because he lived near the Westboro Baptist Church, he was basically locked in the closet.
by MexiGin May 14, 2012
Get the locked in the closetmug.