The Alex

The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.

I love doing the alex on Wednesdays

by Fleet Street about to tweet January 21, 2020

Alex

The Fortnite scrub

Alex is TRASH

by RetardedBushing April 16, 2018

Alex

1. Extremely handsome, hot, and cute
2. So generous, kind, and loyal
3. Great to have as a boyfriend
4. LOVES Sugar
5. Best boy in the Bois Group

Venessa: OMG, Alex is so hot!
Kimberly: He is such a cutie
Bill: He is the best person in our friend group!

by Gregg Fulton April 20, 2021

Alex

Alex is the kind of guy that initially doesn’t stand out from the crowd, but his attractiveness just hits you one day when you realize that such a perfect person has been hiding in plain sight. He is very attractive and muscular, but is very shy and doesn’t have a lot of confidence as he doesn’t see how perfect he is. He is smart, athletic, and a genuinely kind person to everyone. His smile is perfect and he has long dark eyelashes and beautiful eyes: However, he is shy around girls and only has guy friends. When he likes a girl he tells his friends and has them make sure she knows he likes her; then he gets overwhelmed because taking to her is too much and things are going too fast. Then he ghosts her and when she asks why he just doesn’t think anything will work.

Although he is very athletic he doesn’t like to take risks or go on adventures and he keeps to himself; he is very private. Also, he is short.

I was looking at Alex in chem today and I noticed how beautiful his eyelashes are.

by holychickennuggets June 7, 2019

Alex

A fit person really good in bed and has a massive cock

Do I look good alex is coming 🤤!

by Vvvrrrrooommm bitch January 1, 2020

Alex

Alex is the kind of guy who likes memes. That’s it. He just likes memes.

Bro Alex has all the good memes.

by Samantha TwT October 19, 2019

Alex

He is the best friend ever trust me you will always want him he helped me when a boy hit me so he hit him back and he is always playing around has amazing curly hair and I luv him

Omg hey Alex

by Jazzy aka pyt September 28, 2019