Nintendo Yourself

Kissing yourself while falling off a cliff due to riding a pig led by a carrot onto a slime block then getting launched into a neter portal directly into a wither.

You could just Nintendo Yourself to make it through. Tis' only logical.

by Motley Tool December 5, 2022

flattering yourself

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.

Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“

by ferngully0 August 11, 2021

Woag Yourself

Stands for literally having sexual intercourse with yourself, Unlike fuck yourself which is used as a insult.

Guy 1: Hey I tried to woag myself last night!
Guy 2: How would you even woag yourself?

by parbarling June 23, 2023

Elf yourself

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch

John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"

by Jake356Io December 13, 2019

Griffin' yourself

The act of putting one man's pubic hair under one of your underarms, and putting another man's pubic hair under the other arm.

Man, that's wank yo! Jimmy would'n never agree to you Griffin' yourself! You be better askin' someone else!

by Iamjesusthelambslayer October 8, 2014

drill yourself

Kill yourself

You need to fucking Drill YourSelf.

by Monkeywithanaxe January 31, 2017

gorsitch yourself

untimely death. self inflicted and painful
from psych

chad realized he really was worth nothing in this world, so he gorsitched himself

you suck, just gorsitch yourself

by gormdog March 13, 2010