National tit squeeze day

On may 31 feel free to grab anyone who will not call the cops tits

Today is national tit squeeze day grab my tits

by kinky loser May 28, 2018

suns out, tits out

“Suns out, tits out” is when a girl posts her perfect tits on Instagram. Started by the sexy pic posted by ayesha.n28 on Instagram in which over a 100,000 (mostly male) followers saw her big round prefect tits

“Hey her tits are as perfect as the suns out, tits out girl!”

by azak7777 June 15, 2022

stop licking my tits

Much like "stop busting my balls," this phrase is used to show slight annoyance at ones actions.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you look like a pile of garbage."
Guy 2: "Ayyyy, stop licking my tits!"

by I3EA5T June 5, 2016

Tape those tits up

To have the courage and will to overcome a lack of motivation.
To become motivated.

"I don't feel like drinking beer tonight."
Man, Bobby, Tape those tits up, grow a sack, and drink a beer.

by Donny mallox August 15, 2017

Two fingers, add the tit.

Two fingers, add the tit is a double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like Two fingers, add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 27, 2022

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

National Show Tits Day

Send whoever u talking to tit pics whenever they ask for them for a whole week

“ send me a pic hoe today is national show tits day

by In fbheiwjvw April 9, 2021