Retire from life

Something one would say to an extremely annoying person. Means just go away or quit being stupid.

*Teacher talking too much
ME: "Damn she needs to retire from life"

by KurtCoBAE May 30, 2015

drugged out in life

When you take drugs when you aren't supposed to, and that defines you for the rest of your life.

He really got into the 60's. One could say he drugged out in life.

by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

HOW TO SAVE A LIFE

When u wanna know how to save a life.

OH NO! SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO SAVE A LIFE!

by GANGSTABEN1234 October 15, 2018

calm your life

calm down and stop stressing out. chill out, stop trippin.

"If we don't leave now for the club we won't get in free before 11pm!!"

"Calm your life!...We'll make it."

by calianony2 December 28, 2009

pre-life crisis

A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.

Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.

I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.

by jclovis3 March 31, 2017

Past Love Life

People who a person has originally had sex with or kissed.

Skylar’s past love life is pretty much easy to explain because in the past she and Kai have kissed.

by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018

casual life shitting

When you've become so close with someone that you can shit on each other's lives without anyone taking offense.

My brother and I are so close that casual life shitting has become completely normal in my house.

by pegasus1231 May 14, 2014