wag the dog

To start a war or military operation to divert negative politcal attention away from yourself. Based on the movie of the same name, where the President fabricates a fake war to take political pressure away from a scandal.

When Cater ordered Opertaion Eagle Claw he was playing wag the dog, because he was a very unpopular and weak President and wanted to seem like he handled it strongly.

It is suggested that Clinton wagged the dog by helping NATO bomb Kosovo at the same time as the Lewinski scandal. This theory came about because the film had just been released.

by PeaTearGriffin October 30, 2005

Dogs-Cock

Somebody who has in some way been a general dick head

Jaques Chirac

by herb+cozza December 17, 2003

Dog day

Acronym for Day Off Grog. A day on which you don't consume any alcohol at all. Opposite of cat day.

I've been giving it a nudge lately. I'd better have a couple of dog days.

by Ratbag Itinerant September 14, 2009

Chilli Dogging

When a male and female are having sex and the female is on her period which makes it look like the male has a chilli dog for a dick.

Damn foo you been chilli dogging her for months now thats sick!

by JRR [Slick] December 16, 2008

Salty Dog

Referring to something that happen to you that you want to blame on the dog. The dog comes from the story... So there was a boy who got 2 new things, a dog, and a white couch. He was doing his girl up the ass, hit a gland, and she shit all over the new couch. When the parents got home and he blamed the dog, so they had the new dog put to sleep...I.E. SALTY DOG

-Damn you just gave you a f in bio,
-i know
-thats a salty dog

by Ben"jamin" March 4, 2008

Chile Dog

When you are having anal sex with a girl and she shits all over your dick

Now you better lick up all the chile on my dog

by Joe Bon April 21, 2004

dead dog

A canine that is not alive. Not a "dead dog that is not alive."

Joe: "That's a dead dog;"
Frank: "You mean its not alive????"
Joe: "Yeah...."

by GShrew July 29, 2008