by aa_dixz September 14, 2019
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by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021
Get the Teleporting babies mug.Asshole baby means a baby born from the ass. It's a word people use to degrade someone they think is dumb, ugly, or inferior.
Example #1: Kelly sees a really ugly dude.
Kelly: Look at that Asshole Baby over there. I would never sleep with him.
Example #2:
Bill: I think motorcycles should be used to kill people.
Tiffany: Go climb back up your father's ass you Asshole Baby.
Kelly: Look at that Asshole Baby over there. I would never sleep with him.
Example #2:
Bill: I think motorcycles should be used to kill people.
Tiffany: Go climb back up your father's ass you Asshole Baby.
by Box Worm November 25, 2019
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Get the Baby Keeper mug.Rex's beautiful little alpha family word that they love with all their heart. they love him almost as much as Dani has an obsession with Mammon from obey me. He also stans ABAB
by Mammon's wife November 19, 2020
Get the lenny baby mug.An adult, working-aged individual with an extensive, stable career in the public sector, specifically those in government, military, law enforcement, transportation, public office, etc., (jobs where what you mostly do is show up, follow procedure, avoid trouble and collect a paycheck) but has never worked a single day in the private sector and therefore has little to no understanding of the daily hustle of the average Joe.
This is an individual who likely does not understand project and leadership ambiguity, navigating regulatory grey-areas, unconventional problem solving, asking for forgiveness rather than permission, and bending the rules to get stuff done. This is because said skills, despite most folks utilizing these on a daily, that Government Babies never develop or hone working the Nannie-like G-jobs that tell you in which direction to take a wiz.
Government Babies tend to focus in on nominal, but obvious indicators of a situation to quickly jump to a conclusion and plan of action rather than ask insightful questions and make more informed, efficient and successful decisions.
Example: A police officer profiling the driver of a beater car in a nice neighborhood as a druggie, homeless, a burglar or lost: a Government Baby doesn't understand that not everyone works a stable job with excellent benefits offering prevailing wages allowing one to purchase a decent looking vehicle AND a nice house.
This is an individual who likely does not understand project and leadership ambiguity, navigating regulatory grey-areas, unconventional problem solving, asking for forgiveness rather than permission, and bending the rules to get stuff done. This is because said skills, despite most folks utilizing these on a daily, that Government Babies never develop or hone working the Nannie-like G-jobs that tell you in which direction to take a wiz.
Government Babies tend to focus in on nominal, but obvious indicators of a situation to quickly jump to a conclusion and plan of action rather than ask insightful questions and make more informed, efficient and successful decisions.
Example: A police officer profiling the driver of a beater car in a nice neighborhood as a druggie, homeless, a burglar or lost: a Government Baby doesn't understand that not everyone works a stable job with excellent benefits offering prevailing wages allowing one to purchase a decent looking vehicle AND a nice house.
Of course the FBI shows up the Arab dudes house for posting a negative review of his ex-boss on Glassdoor while they totally ignore the White armament hoarder next door, to a Government Baby all Arabs are automatically terrorists.
by fuwad84 June 26, 2021
Get the Government Baby mug.1. When a woman's child is not her husband's/boyfriend's.
2. A child that is conceived in an affair.
3. When a woman doesn't know who her baby daddy is.
2. A child that is conceived in an affair.
3. When a woman doesn't know who her baby daddy is.
"Hey man! Did you see Lisa's baby?"
"Yeah. That's totally not her husband's!"
"Should we tell him we think it's a Maury baby?"
"Yeah. That's totally not her husband's!"
"Should we tell him we think it's a Maury baby?"
by Ilovecats September 13, 2014
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