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Number one star

When something is horrible, or is just bad. Originating from Australian TV show Roary, was introduced to the world by Australian celebrity D.Hayes.
You're my number one star.
by Mr.Rex October 20, 2008
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One way cuddling

When only one party is putting in effort during a cuddle; it would appear as if only one significant other is cuddling.
Dude last night wasn’t very fun because Renee was one way cuddling me.
by Creamcheesebagel July 12, 2020
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One Horse Pony

1) Refers to XXX-rated live stage female performers ("ponies") that will use only one stallion as a sex partner for all performances.

2) When said, it is a jab at Joe Biden not knowing the correct saying of "one TRICK pony" when he snapped at a reporter that was tenaciously asking questions about his son Hunter's alleged wrong doings with regard to international financial transactions.
"I don't know what she's going to do when they put that stallion out to stud!" LOL

"C'mon man! You're a one horse pony on that question, I'll give you that!"
by Rico949 December 23, 2020
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one knuckle fuck

This happens when a person that you are finger fucking .....with one finger.....your finger fucking finger....gets off when you only stick one knuckle in and they orgasm.
She's a one knuckle fuck!!! I didn't even get off!!!
by JoeyBomm July 11, 2020
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Thrown One Off

I arrived at Barry's, on the way in I caught a whiff. He'd just thrown one off.
by harry_ belafonte April 7, 2009
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One Dump Chump

A man that can only ejaculate once and cannot recover for another round. This is not to be confused with a one minute man, as it has very little to do with stamina and the longevity of the session.
My husband takes forever to bust a nut but once he does he's a One Dump Chump.
by janessa107 April 30, 2017
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One Night in Bangkok

Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world

In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings or
Or this place!

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

Whaddya mean?
Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town

Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

Get thai'd, you're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game controlling it

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlours

One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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