by benoe garcia September 30, 2010
Get the Mexican Saucermug. Two or more people sitting in cuck chairs watching each other, waiting for someone to start jerking off or fingering themself.
Last night Jill, Rob, and Robb had a Mexican cuck off. They stared at each other for hours until someone broke and starting jerking.
by Cuckin-cousins May 25, 2024
Get the Mexican Cuck Offmug. Dude did you see Pedro leave the bar with those two fat white chicks last night?
Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!
Yeah dude! He for sure made a Mexican chorizo sandwich!!
by Shanemane September 13, 2021
Get the Mexican chorizo sandwichmug. Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022
Get the Mexican eyeball massagemug. Taking a shit so righteous its considered giving anal birth; and then preceding to take a life changing hibernation session afterwards.
Has anyone seen Armando? He said he had to take a shit but its been a good hour.
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
He probably ran off and took a Mexican Nap!
by ItzNotor1ous September 19, 2023
Get the Mexican Napmug. by Nicksabrowsky February 27, 2021
Get the mexican snowwashmug. 