Down Ass Bitch

A woman who possesses a "ride or die" mentality.

Yo, Wendi Deng is a down ass bitch.

by maximilian421 July 21, 2011

to lay the smack down

Verb: to say a severely harsh comment to someone and offend them so badly they cannot look at you.

commonly used phrase: The smack down has been brought.

When Amar told Ned that he needed three sweaters to be sown together to make one of Ned's socks, he layed the smackdown so badly that Ned could not look at Amar for three weeks.

by Prophet Samuel December 8, 2004

System of a Down hater

1. A person who hates System of a Down, generally because they think the music is trite, uninspired, and sophomoric. While some people fall into this category simply because they hate anything popular, most people will say that the benal noodling that is often mistaken for real music and the pseudo-intellectual lyrics are the reason they dislike this band.

2. A name also thrown out by fans for anyone who says "Who?" when System of a Down is mentioned.

"Dude, don't be a System of a Down hater!"

"I can't help it, they suck and they can't fool me."

by FuriousAngle April 12, 2006

Down To Fort (DTF)

DTF, or Down To Fort, signifies that one desires to build a fort using objects such as, but not limited to: pillows, blankets, and other household items.

Me: "Hey you Down To Fort (DTF)?"
Kelsie: "So DTF!"

by tobiasfunke October 11, 2012

Louisiana Ho-Down

As a defensive move in the early 1960’s, multiple parishes in Louisiana passed ordinances to create a loop-hole to legitimize prostitution, providing that some measure of proof could be supplied that any acts were both mutual and reciprocated. The loop-hole rested on the common practice of Cajuns to leverage their affection for the taste of Hooker Pussy as a means to avoid cash tips for prostitutes. However, not all Cajun men would honor this “swamp brother” courtesy due to cheapness or out of sibling rivalry. As a result, hosts for prostitution parties would commonly serve Shrimp with their Hookers as a means to both mask the breath of their patrons as well as provide fiduciary evidence that a patron “may” have reciprocated, thus legitimizing any act or exchange. As a result, parties where Hookers and Shrimp are presented are commonly referred to as a Louisiana Ho-Down.

Boudreaux: “What say you tell that peace offer that makes him let you go after your brother’s Louisiana Ho-Down?”

Thibodeaux: “I say ‘my sisters a damn lier!!! Smell my breath’, he did and I’s gone frog jiggin.”

Cookiedeaux: “You call me a lier one more time and you’re gonna find your nads redder than a crawfish up a racoon’s ass !!”

by Brother Duke January 11, 2009

upside-down crumbcake

the appearance of your anal sphincter when you are pushing out or bending over and spreading your cheeks

that chick i hooked up with was so naughty that before she sat on my face she made sure I got a good hard look at her upside-down crumbcake when she straddled my face.

by patthebat August 4, 2010

sit-down shower

A way to describe someone so drunk/stoned they can't stand up in the shower.

Matty: Hey Joe, can you remember what happened last night?

Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.

by matthewj4x August 28, 2013