Bamboozle your Spoozle

v. To arouse you; to get you hard/wet. Usually used in a question

gf: Does lesbian porn bamboozle your spoozle?
bf: um..sure
gf: Im breaking up with you

by Penisdood18828 May 22, 2015

pimple on your ass

a "mark" on your permanent record

a mistake

in literal terms, something really gross.

"It's no skin off my nose not being your friend!" said Kelsey
"It's just a pimple on your ass then!" Rachel chuckled to herself.

Dude, that pimple on your ass is raunchy.

by Sum&Aut July 17, 2006

flossing your pubes

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.

Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.

by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017

get your life

used to hype someone up.

yess, those heels!! get your life girl!

by verymuchgivingdictionary November 2, 2020

your mother's clam

a phrase used to describe the genitals of the person in question's mother, often used interchangeably with "your mother" after something is said to achieve insult or "burn"

"I can't take this any longer"

Your mother's clam can't take this any longer!"

by Kerplunck! February 11, 2015

where's your mouth?

A bragging statement after you do something spectacular which is meant to be answered with dumbfounded silence.

Bruce and his beerpong partner Sally were losing 9 cups to 0. Suddenly, they proceeded to hit 10 cups in a row to steal the victory and Bruce exclaimed, "Where's your mouth?" Their opponents shook their heads and Bruce and Sally embraced.

by toolguru January 5, 2009

fucking your bitch

im am having sex with your girlfriend right now and she is moaning

girlfriend: ahhh ahhh ahhh
im fucking your bitch

by ASDFGHJHGFDSXCVGH February 7, 2018