cake

i think there a thing called cake but its a lie

imma eat my dick shaped cake

by slippygf111 July 25, 2024

3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018

Louisiana Crunch Cake

After a spicy crawfish boil, a man takes a corn shit on her vagina then puts hot sauce on it then eats it.

I was in the bayou eating some Cajun boil and I decided it was time for a Louisiana Crunch Cake for dessert.

by B Rabbit 39 August 17, 2025

Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022

Ghost Cake

A girls ass that is fatter than what’s expected

Did you see Hannah’s instagram, I didn’t know her ass was that fat, she got a Ghost Cake

by Finsterblaster May 3, 2019

Jaw-cake

A forced laugh trying to make someone who told a bad joke not feel embarrassed. The jaw-cake makes the person who is forcing a laugh appear to have a delighted jawline as if eating cake.

My boyfriend said a jaw-cake to my family at the dinner table. It was a little odd because his jokes are usually funny.

by Hello? Is that you April 13, 2012

Compton wedding cake

Cornbread

When one gets married in compton we want corn bread. Compton wedding cake

by You:909 January 13, 2023