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Penis eye

1. An insult, similar to fuckface or dickfuck
2. A medical condition - a male sex organ (penis) grows behind the occular lens, thus replacing the eyeball with a penis.
1. Sopton, you're such a penis eye

2. Herbert had to get an operation to fix his penis eye
by Jackson Keighley September 7, 2005
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electric penis

when one tries fucking an electronic device and gets electracuted through the penis.
Dude it felt like I got an electric penis when i got racked
by aj101 July 24, 2006
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Penis Phobia

The Act of being scared of big dicks.
She met a black guy,now she has "penis Phobia"
by Dustin Cutter December 27, 2008
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penis plug

A penis plug is a stainless steel rod that can be inserted down a guy's dick that prevents his cum from exiting his cock when he cums.
Please don't use that penis plug on me!
by USAF Cadet July 8, 2021
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black penis

As you can see from the other definitions on this page, black penis has been the object of envy of the white man since the dawn of time. Black people's genetic superiority has always evoked a lot of resentment and jealousy from whitey, in fear that their women would not concern themselves with little pink dick after sampling effective BBC. The black male is rightly seen as the epitome of masculinity thanks to their superior genetics and larger than average sexual appendage
Whitey 1: Hey dude, why do Katie and all her friends hang out with Daquan and the rest of the football team
Whitey 2 : I don't know dude bro, I heard they tried big black penis at the last party and they really have no interest in me and the rest of the wiggers anymore.
Whitey 1: Fuck that bro! LEt's just call them mudsharks to feel better about our small white penises
Whitey 2: Lmao Yeah I guess that would help make me feel better about being an inadequate whitey

They both start walking, knowing both well that deep down they are envious and jealous of the genetically superior black penis
by GeneticallySuperiorNigga August 6, 2018
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penis baseball

penis baseball is a game that only really gay kids like fernandez and broidleib would play where you hrow a tissue box at the "batter" who is actually using his cock as a bat
Nipple squeezing isnt the as gay as penis baseball
by joe lucisano December 10, 2004
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rooster penis

by Bobby A August 8, 2003
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