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Toast Face

The face created after on eats toast at a very enjoyable and rapid speed. Looks like this:

:3

You can do it at home! Simply press colon. Then press three. Now you're toast facing! Use it for toast time!

Star scream.
"i cant believe its not butter! omnonmnonmom! :3! (MAKES TOAST FACE)" - Starscream

"You've failed me for the last time. AGAIN!" - Megatron

"I hate this family! I wish i WAS NEVER BORN! meheheheheheheawww D : " - Star scream

"PRIIIIIIIIME!"
by COCK JOKE3231 June 1, 2009
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face burn

Face Burn: Much like the term Burn! when Person calls burn they then move their hand from the top of their face to the bottom, while saying burn, or faced, or face burn.

The palm starts at the forehead and ends with the fingers and the chin. commonly used to make fun of the person being insulted.

seen in the movie Cabin Fever
Dr mumbo, Whats he a doctor of?
OF BEING A DOG OOO FACED!

You like apples?
Yeah.
Well i fucked your sister how do you like them apples
FACE BURN!
by Lemackbl January 17, 2008
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stunt face

The homeless man's stunt dick. The stunt face takes care of all the acting/oral in a porn movie before the stunt dick takes over for the money shots. Blest with a handsome face, but small wiener, the stunt face is forced to gnaw his way to fame.
If Tom Cruise (Top Gun, Cocktail) and Gheorghe Muresan (former Washington Bullets star, My Giant) were cast in a porno, Tom (the stunt face) would read the lines about delivering the pizza with extra sausage or whatever and then eat the woman out in a few tight close ups. Then, using movie magic, Gheorghe would step in to sexify the woman with his larger boner and proceed to blow his love juice on her face and chest. You'd never know two guys were in the movie if you watched it at full speed and skipped all the bonus extras on the DVD.
by Surrealistic Pillow June 17, 2009
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cunt-faced

Denotes an extreme state of inebriation, synonyms include geebagged, bladdered and wankered
I swear to God, I have never in my life been so cunt-faced as I was last night after that triple-blue aftershock and redbull in a pint glass with ice.
by James Gaffney December 1, 2004
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bah face

well, a bah face is something you just dislike
friend - i cant go to the show this saturday
you - BAH FACE!
by jenna December 2, 2004
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face-shitting

def. The act of defecating upon another's facial region, visage, or depiction.

A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.

alternative forms: face-shat
His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.

God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!

If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!
by ShitRipper December 4, 2010
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pene face

look in a mirror and you'll find out
by alberto lares July 1, 2008
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