shit's weak!

When somebody does something that is just so unbelievably terrible that you can't even believe it.

Raiders just lost to the 49ers 89-6.
Shit's weak!

Gordon's girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn't give the bear back.
Shit's weak!

by Holden_Kills July 24, 2007

Shit Ship

A fictional romantic relationship that is built on lies and drama. Said ship is cringe-inducing. Feels forced and there's no chemistry between the actors

I can't wait until Adam and Jessa break up on Girls. That's a shit ship.

by ceeloodreamer February 13, 2017

jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

Shit slicer

alternate definition of posterior.

Sally has a nice rack and an even nicer shit slicer.

by Jimbojones13 September 16, 2008

hardcore shit

the act in where you are pooping a really hard load and it tears your anal cavity apart and immerses pain to your anus.

"Yo BOB, if you don't mind me asking, could I use your bathroom to take a hardcore shit."

by Davy Jacksonn July 13, 2016

Shit Bank

Those times when your in a house full of lazy rejects who refuse to flush your toilet. Then, you walk to go to the bathroom and your toilet is full to the lid with the pissed on turds of multiple human beings.

"Dude, I only wanted to take a shit, but your toilets a damn shit bank!"

"What..? God damnit..."

(2nd guy facepalms)

by DJ Funk Master Flex.dwg March 12, 2010

shit cheese

Shit cheese is a fun name to call someone! Similar to dick head or ass hole but not as derogatory!

Hey Shit Cheese quit fuckin around and get back to work! :)

by Murphy79 May 5, 2014