yeah, i bet

what you say when someone tells you something that you know is a lie or an blatant exaggeration, but you just play along with it b/c it's not worth calling them up on it. it's best when said with a slight hint of a giggle and a tidbit of a crack of a smile.

guy 1: yo, dat dog came runnin' up on me, son! i was like, f**k dat, son! i grabbed him by the neck...you hear me? da neck, son! and was like, BAM! BAM! BAM!!! i slammed dat damn dawg to da ground, son! he was seein' stars, yo!

guy 2: yeah, i bet.

by spolice February 8, 2007

I have needs

A colloquial phrase signifying an overlooked state of demand, exigency, or indispensability addressing to one's response to oppression, selfless dedication, or inadequacy of a type of necessity.
See Maslow's hierarchy of needs.

"I work 10 hours a day, 7 days a week with minimum wage so i could feed my children and send them to school. I have needs too."

Girlfriend: "How come we never do it?"
Boyfriend: "Cause, you know about my disorder. You know.. down there."
Girlfriend: "I have needs, you know. Do you want me to go fuck some other nigga?"

by Xent December 25, 2007

sexy can i

what someone says if someone they find hot walks by

hoy guy walks by
GIRL SAYS TO FRIEND-- sexy can i!!!!

by OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 26, 2008

I did it for the lolz

A failed attempt at stating "I did it for the lulz". Often perpetrated by newfaggots.

"I did it for the lolz hurr durr".

by yourmammybitchass January 20, 2011

i caught fire

th efelling when u fall in love

And I'm melting
In your eyes
Like my first time
That I caught fire

by mike gregory July 18, 2006

I did it for the vine

A phrase that is no doubt on many a police report, tombstone, insurance claim, and divorce petition.

"What's that new tattoo on your collarbone, bro?"
"My family motto"
"I can't read the shitty font what's it say"
"'I did it for the vine'"
"Hey yeah I remember seeing that on your dad and grandpa's tombstones"

by Honey bee October 10, 2013

I Fuck You

A beautifully orchestrated, nicely formed, and amazingly crafted rewritten, unique version of the song "I Love You" By

Barney, the Purple Dinosaur. It was written in the late 40's by two brilliant youngsters looking to have some fun. These two have also worked on "Fuck Me Up" By Avicii, and "What I've Fucked" By Linkin Park.

I fuck you, you fuck me
We're a happy family
With a great big dick
And some cum from me to you
Won't you say you'll fuck me too?
I fuck you, you fuck me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hump
And some cum from me to you
Won't you say you'll fuck me too?

by The Most Amazing thing in yeah September 23, 2017