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Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.
Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.
by Elburno February 18, 2008
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roams like thin apples

1.) To be gay or lesbian
2.) To give off the vibe of being homosexual
3.) Sometimes used to describe a closet homosexual
Jim roams like thin apples.

That guy?! Please.....he roams like thin apples. It's so obvious!
by jigear December 3, 2009
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Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
by Pogoxman January 1, 2021
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The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.
This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.
by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012
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i kinda like you

I have the slightest bit of feelings for you, i also have told that too 10 other girls.
by Frh55822404 June 27, 2017
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cuz I'm cool like that

frequently said phrase that is spreading like wildfire. It's a very witty answer to any question needing an explanation for an action.

Often ends in "yo." fora a cooler effect.
Confused Person:"Hey, why the hell are you doing that?!"

Cool Person: "Cuz, I'm cool like that, yo."
by Pink Phox February 26, 2005
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do you like violets?

Queer wlw code for "Do you like girls?" or "Are you lesbian/bi?" Violets were long ago gifted between women who were lovers, and the violet has come to symbolize sapphic love or romantic interest.
"Hey, Lauren, I'm looking forward to brunch tomorrow, but I was wondering do you like violets?"
by Zippityohemgee May 12, 2019
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