Contactless Cunt

People who order food for delivery and select the contactless option, but don't leave a tip.

Manager: Hey, you're on delivery #50.
Driver: God damn it...
Manager: What's wrong?
Driver: It's a Contactless Cunt.
Manager: Damn, what an asshole.

by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

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Cunt Crackers

The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.

Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.

by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021

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offended cunt

A phrase used to describe someone who get easily offended at things most people laugh at. This can be from a harmless joke to saying that gingers shouldn't be allowed on public transport.

Dave: I've got a joke to tell margaret.
Brad: I wouldn't. she is quite the offended cunt.

by jparmo12321 August 3, 2018

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Incestuous cunt

A cunt who cannot respect your relationship and also has children within the family of the man she is messing with.

Kayla is an incestuous cunt for messing with my boyfriend who is her husband's(the father of her children)cousin.

by That bih she screwed over August 15, 2022

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Common Cunt

A cunt who is more than just a cunt, A top cunt, A common cunt, Streamer Yorkshiredad. A generally angry person who likes to offend people, Gets a kick out of being a dick and loves nelson mandela.

"This is welshy, sheeps about to go down!" "This is velvet.. because silk is for pussies" "And me? Im a common cunt! come join dads army. Twats!"

by Yorkshirerer September 10, 2018

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