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bag worthy

referring the readiness/level of intoxication of an individual who will be securely placed within a large hockey bag unbeknownst to him. The said individual will usually be a friend/roommate who is a character of diminished mental faculties, one of smaller stature, and who is alarmingly inebriated.
Dan: Hey, is Drake bag worthy yet?

Matt: Not quite, luckily I was able to retain a modest amount of this Bacardi 151/ever clear mixture.

Dan: Good, that should do the trick.
by Maxwell Anderson October 23, 2007
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wank-bag

a bag of the residue left over after masterbation.
cum in a bag.
a nasty person by association with a nasty,unpleasant thing.
a type of insult.
that guy just robbed my wallet,
what a wank-bag!!!
by informer27 April 5, 2009
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Douche Bag

1:A person who thinks their better than others

2:A person who thinks their cool but not

3:People who are always saying your wrong and say their right but being stubborn

4: Someone who laughs at you and makes fun of you if having a personal problem

5: A person who puts you down

6: Someone who never listen to what you say

7: Cleans a female vagina
"heh heh.. you have a F on your test, I have a better grade than you haha.. failure"

"your such a douche bag.."
by UniversalAnswer May 12, 2009
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Goody bag

I put my goody bag in her mouth and I cummed all in her forehead
by The_Kerse June 27, 2020
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bag fag

a dude carrying around his girlfriend's purse for her
a dude carrying around his girlfriend's purse for her, for example at a mall while she is shopping, hence bag fag
by suffeks September 11, 2011
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Doggie Bagging

When fucking a girl in the ass, push all the way in and hold the edges of the condom around her anus. Then quickly pull out, which may cause shit to come out as well, which gets caught in the inside-out condom. Also known as the pooper-scooper.
Jake was doggie bagging his girlfriend so he could {Alaskan pipeline} her the next night.
by jebjeb April 21, 2010
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Douche Bag

One who believes that he is superior to others in all things. One can usually be spotted by their half clad myspace pictures with spray-on tans and sideways hats.
"Hey Tyler"

"Yeah"

"You remember that guy that we went to high school with. Y'know, the one that was a complete douchebag."

"Oh yeah, that guy was such a douche! All he ever did was complain about his fuckin' douchey life. What was his name again? Brandon Richards?"

"Richardson, actually."

"Whatever. He's still a douche face douche bag doucher."

"Well said, good Sir."
by Silent I3ob April 26, 2009
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