screaming shit

when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists

i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.

guy1: did you see that screaming shit?

guy2: no, or i'd be dead.

by the ice tea killer January 23, 2009

Fast Shit

Going poop without wiping your ass.

Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!

by TheWindSoldier April 17, 2010

shit in a bitch

(shit-in-a-bich). Next level in the expletive series of shit. Generally used to express disdain for a person, object or event. Can also be used as a empathetic term or as a term of community (see examples)

I totally forgot that was due today. Shit in a bitch!

-or-

Shit in a bitch. that sucks.

-or-

a: Lets go to that party tonight!
a&b: SHIT IN A BITCH!

by Alan Ada January 7, 2009

shit and run

While the shit and run has always referred to taking a shit in an inappropriate place (usually as a joke) and then high-tailing out of the location, the newest iteration involves taking a shit in a girl's house after you have had a one night stand with her and then leaving the house immediately (flushing the toilet is optional).

Jack: Dude, where were you last night?

Mark: Met a girl at the bar but she was so fucking annoying I had to pull a shit and run.

Jack: Did you flush?

Mark: Hell no!

by Nair December 21, 2010

shit faster

What you tell someone whos on the toliet and you need to use it bad.

I got to shit. shit faster!

by Deep Blue 2012 August 12, 2009

champagne-shit

v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.

Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"

Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."

by BananaChem August 21, 2010

happy shit

When someone is taking a shit at work on the clock.

A guy I used to work with told me that he was going take a "happy shit". I asked, " what's that"? And he replied, that's when you are getting paid to shit.

by scottyd62 July 23, 2016