piss bitch

A: Someone who is a salty asshole.

B: Someone who talks a lot of game but is too scared to actually do anything.

C: Someone whining and complaining about something so miniscule that it makes them look like a baby.

A-
Salty asshole: "Wow, you suck at everything, I bet I could beat you harder than I beat your moms pussy"
Smart guy: "Man, you're such a little piss bitch"

B-
No life pussy: "Meet me at the park, I'll pop you in the head"
Cool person: "Bet"
*No life pussy doesn't show up*
Cool person: Man, what a piss bitch.

C-
Idiotic man-child: "Oh my god! You've offended me! I'm gonna make a twitter post!"
Person existing: "Stop being such a piss bitch, bro."

by thesmartguywithbigbrainsandnut November 5, 2022

Reverse piss

When you stick your penis in a spa bath jet

Johnny stuck his dick in the spa bath jet and reverse pissed

by Segman farts July 2, 2025

Piss Soda

A soda that is usually hidden as lemonade but is actually piss. Its like yellow snow i think

person 1: "this lemonade looks weird..."
person 2: "man thats probably Piss Soda"

by yasuhiro December 8, 2020

satan’s piss

seltzer water

don’t give me that shit bro you drink satan’s piss instead of water

by antidevilpiss_advocate July 2, 2022

false shower piss

The false shower piss is when one is standing in a shower under the water and the water goes down ones body and falls of the shlong (penis) and creates the sound of as if one is pissing hence the name false shower piss

Person 1: *through the door* are you pissing in the shower?

Person 2: *in the shower* no its the false shower piss

Person 1: oh i hate that

by Westwoodcolge January 15, 2022

piss flanked

When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test

I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.

by Petesbeeps August 18, 2017

Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”

Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf

by Wyattwalnut December 1, 2020