one day flu

A form of flu that only lasts for 24 hours. You may spend the day off school or work due to it.

He's had a one day flu.

He's been off school with a one day flu.

by The Dank Meme December 18, 2016

One Wipe Wonder

A One Wipe Wonder is a sign of good luck to come after plopping out a turd you go to wipe and BOOM! One wipe is all it takes

Person 1: Hey dude how was your shit
Person 2: fucking madness mate it was a one wipe wonder!
Person 2: Ahhh how delightful you lucky boi

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

One logger clogger

When you clog the toilet with one large turd. The turf tends to just kind of waller around in there.

Hey, do you have a plunger? Just had a one logger clogger. Yeah, man. No U-bend for this thing. Gonna have to chop it up

by Joebock November 22, 2020

one pump champ

A man who has a trouser monster that rivals those of the Greek gods and is said to be able to make a female ejaculate upon initial penetration.

Wow Chris, that was amazing! You are a true one pump champ!

by The One Pump Champ November 8, 2015

strum one out

when a female rubs the clitoris

yo b strum one out for me

by a.2active! August 1, 2021

smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

One Thrust Shuff

One thrust shuff: that awkward sexual encounter (frequently going hand in hand with losin it) when a penis enters the vaginal area for about .10 seconds (hence the "one thrust") and then proceeds to exit and terminate the sex act. Not to be confused with a beej smeej.

"Wow I just had sex for the first time. Is it supposed to be such a short little dance?"

"Ooooh sounds like you just had a one thrust shuff!"

by winghizzieballa January 8, 2012