Fat Jon

To Fat Jon something is to place something into your person orally, then, when you extricate the said object, you pick the item out of the feces and place it back in the mouth. Repeat.

Ugh! Bob loved that curly fry sooo much he Fat Jonned it!

by Gangsta March 6, 2005

Ugly Fat Bitch

Not necessarily ugly or fat but definatly a bitch which increases the bitch's uglyness and makes it politically correct to say fat as the bitch deserves it anyway because its a ugly fat bitch

Donald Trump is a ugly fat bitch.
My ex is a ugly fat bitch

by Sexyassslut69 January 29, 2019

Fat cock in the ass.

Code word people in prison should use for drugs.

John:Hey berry, can I have a fat cock in the ass. Berry:yeah man, I'll give it to you in the shower.
Guard1: what are those prisoners talking about over there in the corner.
Guard2: Something about a fat cock in the ass in the shower.
Guard1: well I'm definitely not going back to the shower area for at least a couple hours
Guard1:yeah, its not like there trading drugs back there

by 50shadesofdone November 21, 2014

a huge fat cock

it's a big dick

example: did you hear tom has a huge fat cock

by _i_am_god_ April 28, 2017

fat finger dialing

A telephone scam in which a company sets up a toll number that is one digit different than a popular number, so that the company earns money when customers accidentally mis-dial the legitimate number; mis-dialing a phone number in this manner.

"Shit, man -- I dialed 1-800-COILECT last night and totally got scammed."
"Dude, you need to stop fat finger dialing."

by thedruproject January 27, 2007

Fat dough fucker

Any rich man, who walks around in a suit and a big brown cigar dick hangin outa his mouth with one of those fuckin bluetooths. And goes to starbuks every morning

Drews inspired for many years to be one of those fat dough fuckers.

by The rat bastard himself October 15, 2011

fat chicks is easy

statement by darker pigmented young male, as related to the power of the libido.

why you waste time hustlin' that? fat chicks is easy

ah put my mess just about anywhere! fat chicks is easy!

by michael foolsley June 13, 2011