1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011
Get the Mental Hand Jobmug. by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016
Get the Mexican blow jobmug. When your job is primarily to solve problems caused by someone else, and the likelihood of being chewed out for mistakes by your seniors is high. Especially if dealing with those problems usually avoided by others not in the profession.
Shit catcher jobs include police and military, many IT jobs, healthcare workers and many blue collar jobs.
Shit catcher is usually the role of a semi-autonomous worker or low level manager assigned to solve problems in the field.
Your job is to fix other people’s problems but you’re also there to take the blame when things go wrong.
Shit catcher jobs include police and military, many IT jobs, healthcare workers and many blue collar jobs.
Shit catcher is usually the role of a semi-autonomous worker or low level manager assigned to solve problems in the field.
Your job is to fix other people’s problems but you’re also there to take the blame when things go wrong.
This customer came in with an expired coupon and raised hell so the MOD gave her the discount, then when the owner came in later she ripped into the manager for having too many discounts.
She gets shit on from both ends. She has a shit catcher job.
She gets shit on from both ends. She has a shit catcher job.
by SubversiveAgenda June 26, 2021
Get the Shit catcher jobmug. Alice rubbed her wenis and Jan rubbed her knenis on my penis until I erupted on them both. It was a spectacular we-kne job
by ShrexyMf69 August 1, 2022
Get the We-kne jobmug. Ebonics for: They are stealing our jobs.
A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare
A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare
Tyrone: You heard - that new manager an Asian motherfucka
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!
by Pizzlej March 14, 2022
Get the they stealin' our jobsmug. Having your penis stimulated and get a boner while you are taking a shower. Usually water falls on it and will feel like a BJ.
You- Man I can't stand taking a shower anymore!
Guy- How come?
You- I always get a Shower-job and my penis gets all big!
Guy- That stinks man!
Guy- How come?
You- I always get a Shower-job and my penis gets all big!
Guy- That stinks man!
by kingballer16 August 15, 2010
Get the Shower-jobmug. by dirtymind12 November 6, 2011
Get the polish jobmug.