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Mental Hand Job

1. Modern American politics; 2. Ex-girlfriend explaining why you should take her back; 3. Anything uttered by a public defender.
When Sandy said, "But babe, I was drunk, and he didn't mean anything. I love you so much, and I'm so horny right now, couldn't I just come in for one glass of wine?" Larry thought, "Jesus, that was the best mental hand job I've ever experienced."
by pfc. snowball June 7, 2011
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Mexican blow job

When you put hot sauce (salsa) around your dick and a girl wearing a sombrero sucks it
Dude! I got a Mexican blow job last night! I still haven't recovered!
by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016
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Shit catcher job

When your job is primarily to solve problems caused by someone else, and the likelihood of being chewed out for mistakes by your seniors is high. Especially if dealing with those problems usually avoided by others not in the profession.

Shit catcher jobs include police and military, many IT jobs, healthcare workers and many blue collar jobs.

Shit catcher is usually the role of a semi-autonomous worker or low level manager assigned to solve problems in the field.

Your job is to fix other people’s problems but you’re also there to take the blame when things go wrong.
This customer came in with an expired coupon and raised hell so the MOD gave her the discount, then when the owner came in later she ripped into the manager for having too many discounts.

She gets shit on from both ends. She has a shit catcher job.
by SubversiveAgenda June 26, 2021
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We-kne job

Pronounced wee-knee job

To get the skin of a wenis and knenis and to rub it on a penis
Alice rubbed her wenis and Jan rubbed her knenis on my penis until I erupted on them both. It was a spectacular we-kne job
by ShrexyMf69 August 1, 2022
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they stealin' our jobs

Ebonics for: They are stealing our jobs.

A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare
Tyrone: You heard - that new manager an Asian motherfucka
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!
by Pizzlej March 14, 2022
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Shower-job

Having your penis stimulated and get a boner while you are taking a shower. Usually water falls on it and will feel like a BJ.
You- Man I can't stand taking a shower anymore!

Guy- How come?

You- I always get a Shower-job and my penis gets all big!

Guy- That stinks man!
by kingballer16 August 15, 2010
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polish job

a hand job using a lot of lube
She gave me a great polish job last night.
by dirtymind12 November 6, 2011
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