screaming shit

when all of your bodily functions happen at the exact same time you let out a loud yelp noise and your body has no choice but to die, anyone that witnesses a screaming shit will also have a screaming shit because it is highly contagious, and no cure exists

i mean everything, burp fart piss shit cum sneeze shit cough and have your period if your a women.

guy1: did you see that screaming shit?

guy2: no, or i'd be dead.

by the ice tea killer January 23, 2009

shit flaps

arse hole with over defined lips ( ie andrew pickles aka c.u.n.t)

shut it shit flaps

by andy pickles February 22, 2009

mitt the shit

A shape shifting LDS hustler with a spray on tan.

Mitt the shit

by yoopertj March 14, 2014

hardcore shit

the act in where you are pooping a really hard load and it tears your anal cavity apart and immerses pain to your anus.

"Yo BOB, if you don't mind me asking, could I use your bathroom to take a hardcore shit."

by Davy Jacksonn July 13, 2016

Fast Shit

Going poop without wiping your ass.

Bob: John, why do you smell like poop?
John: I took a fast shit!

by TheWindSoldier April 17, 2010

Seat Shitting

The act of dropping, smearing or otherwise soiling the toilet seat after defication. Usually occurs while wiping.

Damn it James, you need to stop seat shitting!

by Poo-hater February 4, 2010

Shit Frills

The tingle feeling you get after taking a shit that gives you goosebumps.

1. Dude I just took a giant dump

2. Did you have Shit Frills?

1. Oh Yeah, lots of goosebumps!

by Shit On A11 May 10, 2010