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boom queef 

A sudden explosion followed by a queef. (Verb)
After the tank fired the missle the lady guard had a boom queef.
boom queef by John richeter June 12, 2020

dick queef 

Alternate spelling of dickqueef. See also: cockqueef, dick fart, quofe.

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping from the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly dick queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
dick queef by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Beef Queef 

A queef that's sloppy like beef gravy.
She let our a juicy beef queef.
Beef Queef by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

extreme queef ball 

dodging fruit which has been fired from a vagina via queefing
Tom:Hey, do you fancy a game of extreme queef ball?
Maxine:Hell yeah mother fucker, you're going down

quail call queef

Air expelled from the vagina causes the pissflaps to vibrate and emitting a sound similar to a dying quail.Used by skilled hunters to attract coyotes and bobcats.
Elmer Fudd should've tried a quail call queef to hunt wabbits.

Queens English 

The Queen's English refers to grammatically correct and coherent written expression in the English language. It does not refer to a specific accent, intonation or regional variation of the spoken language.
"I wish the lawmakers would write laws in the Queens English instead of this incomprehensible legalese crap"
Queens English by mich July 19, 2004