corvette penis

An especially small penis, often leading to overcompensation by sportscar.

Her: who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!

Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2013

penis music

Please give examples of penis music!

penis music

by Krkič January 10, 2022

Ziyad's Penis

A peculiar, odd-looking french fry that will eventually invade the face of the Earth with its extraordinary sodium chloridian abilities to attract and kill humans and other species on Earth.

John: oh no, Aliens have arrived and are going to take over the world!
Me: are you sure that's not just Ziyad's Penis?
John: speaking of that, something smells real-l-lly gooood!!

by fitmerightin1234 November 20, 2019

penis goo

Penis Goo is a nice way of saying sperm or c*m.

Rachel: hey ya might not want to sit on Alex's bed, it's full of Penis Goo.

Rebecca: good lookin' out! the guys such a compulsive masturbator.

by lovezit April 7, 2005

Jimmy, that's not a penis

A common English phrase, used when nothing else can be said, often in awkward silences.

Man 1 "My wife died one year ago today." Man 2 "...... Jimmy, that's not a penis"

by Adamdoesntlikegirls April 29, 2015

penis whistle

n. Another name for penis or cock. It is a term more often used to suggest the penis as a flute, irish tin whistle, or kazoo. It can also be refered to as a game, sexual in nature.

"What did I tell you about being a penis whistle?"

"Hey baby, lets get drunk later and play penis whistle..."

"I'm gonna make you play 'Oh Danny Boy' on my penis whistle if you don't shut up!"

by Jai' Hodge January 2, 2006

penis colata

a drink you ask for with a deep accent at 7-11

hey mis-ter, you seeem to be outta dis penis colata

-or, while singing loudly in 7-11-

"if u like penis colata"

by Peaches June 16, 2004