ice cream job

When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary

"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!

by Antiumone November 23, 2013

Mexican blow job

When you put hot sauce (salsa) around your dick and a girl wearing a sombrero sucks it

Dude! I got a Mexican blow job last night! I still haven't recovered!

by MC MACHONACHO December 13, 2016

Mind Job (MJ)

When some one or some thing does or says something crazy that blows your mind.

Kevin and Jason jumped into some bushes off of a two story building and it gave me a total mind job (MJ).

by jnepure July 11, 2009

We-kne job

Pronounced wee-knee job

To get the skin of a wenis and knenis and to rub it on a penis

Alice rubbed her wenis and Jan rubbed her knenis on my penis until I erupted on them both. It was a spectacular we-kne job

by ShrexyMf69 August 1, 2022

they stealin' our jobs

Ebonics for: They are stealing our jobs.

A sentiment used by lower class African Americans, against various hard-working minority groups, who are statistically of higher social-economic welfare

Tyrone: You heard - that new manager an Asian motherfucka
Marquis: ahh shit! they stealin' our jobs !!

by Pizzlej March 14, 2022

Shower-job

Having your penis stimulated and get a boner while you are taking a shower. Usually water falls on it and will feel like a BJ.

You- Man I can't stand taking a shower anymore!

Guy- How come?

You- I always get a Shower-job and my penis gets all big!

Guy- That stinks man!

by kingballer16 August 15, 2010

polish job

a hand job using a lot of lube

She gave me a great polish job last night.

by dirtymind12 November 6, 2011