A designated section of a single family dwelling in which at least one adult male and one female reside. The adult male occupant exerts complete control over the decor, function, degree of cleanliness, activities permitted, and invited guests within this section of said dwelling.
The man lair is traditionally located in the basement of said dwelling, however this is not a requirement. This space must be at least a 10x12 ft room but often is larger (if you're lucky, MUCH larger).
A space SMALLER than 10x12 cannot be referred to as a man lair. Such a meager space only qualifies as a dude room. Dude rooms are most often found in small houses, townhouses, apartments, and any residence in which the primary female occupant is greedy and unwilling to relinquish control of any real amount of floorspace.
Apart from size, dude rooms and man lairs share the same characteristics.
The man lair is traditionally located in the basement of said dwelling, however this is not a requirement. This space must be at least a 10x12 ft room but often is larger (if you're lucky, MUCH larger).
A space SMALLER than 10x12 cannot be referred to as a man lair. Such a meager space only qualifies as a dude room. Dude rooms are most often found in small houses, townhouses, apartments, and any residence in which the primary female occupant is greedy and unwilling to relinquish control of any real amount of floorspace.
Apart from size, dude rooms and man lairs share the same characteristics.
Joe and his buddies watched some new hott internet porn on his 100 inch projection screen while feasting on cold brews and pepperoni pizza in his man lair.
by srjefe July 23, 2009
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He possesses the gift of Sight, allowing him to see things that don’t exist, and superhuman powers of inaction, enabling him to do nothing for a very long time.
Together with his assistant, The Symbol, and the world’s second great superhero, The Illogical Woman, he battles the dark pan-dimensional forces that surround us but go unseen by we mere mortals; lost and ossified as we are, in the fatal fog of routine.
He possesses the gift of Sight, allowing him to see things that don’t exist, and superhuman powers of inaction, enabling him to do nothing for a very long time.
Together with his assistant, The Symbol, and the world’s second great superhero, The Illogical Woman, he battles the dark pan-dimensional forces that surround us but go unseen by we mere mortals; lost and ossified as we are, in the fatal fog of routine.
"Only by the powers of inaction can the evils of action be undone," Inaction Man warned his assailant.
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sometimes this may interpreted as a date between two gus who love eachother which is more of a "gay man-date"
sometimes this may interpreted as a date between two gus who love eachother which is more of a "gay man-date"
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