National Sniff Pennies Day is on January 5th.The one day of the year you can sniff pennies without getting in trouble.
Mark: what day is it tomorrow?
Owen: National Sniff Pennies Day...why are you asking?
Mark: START HIDING YOUR PENNIES NOW!!
Owen: AHHHH!!
Owen: National Sniff Pennies Day...why are you asking?
Mark: START HIDING YOUR PENNIES NOW!!
Owen: AHHHH!!
by Giraffe1211 December 13, 2019
Get the National Sniff Pennies Day mug.On September the 21st, hunt down your favourite rapists and bake them in an oven of your choice, at anything above 180 degrees for as long as you desire. Have a good time.
Today is national bake a rapist day! Come here *insert name of rapist*! Let me bake you in the oven!
by Sawneysfavhandcuffs August 8, 2021
Get the national bake a rapist day mug.sometimes a cute romanian gf just needs her own day to be spoiled and to treat her like a queen. 😠‼️
“Oh!! Today it’s 28th of July, the national romanian gf day!!..I need to spend all the day with my beautiful romanian gf.
by papayawoooa June 6, 2022
Get the national romanian gf day mug.July 29th is the day soley designated to hating, disrespecting and insulting Urban Dictionary user "IrishMick" primarily for his awful take on the definition of "MDR" to mean "Munson Dry Rub" a perverted and unseemly sexual act, rather than the obvious definition Mort de rire meaning "Death via Laughing".
Oh remember no school on Monday the 29th
Why?
It's National IrishMick Hate day ofc
Oh yeah fuck that guy
Why?
It's National IrishMick Hate day ofc
Oh yeah fuck that guy
by Ajax Spray n' Wipe Bathroom July 29, 2022
Get the National IrishMick Hate day mug.A day made for all the thicc Aaron's in the world. On this day, you moan as loudly as you can and clap your ass cheeks together until a lil Indian in a hellcat shows up to race you.
Me: Hey Aaron, what are you doing for National Aaron is Thicc Day?
Aaron: Nun much but waiting for my Srt69 to beat Ashmiths Hellcat
Aaron: Nun much but waiting for my Srt69 to beat Ashmiths Hellcat
by Nigguh301 November 9, 2021
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Get the National Keelie Slap Day mug.Person 1: “ why are your nipples out?”
Person 2: “because it’s May 2nd. It’s national free the nips day.”
Person 2: “because it’s May 2nd. It’s national free the nips day.”
by Cashboi May 2, 2022
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