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so god damn sexy

i could fuck johnny all day if that is possible.....just looking at him makes me horny ;)hes got a nice ass may i add....very sexy. i love him
if johnny walked into my room....right now....i would run up to him and caress him....i would caress him all day and all night....and u kno what that means
by Jackie December 19, 2003
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Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
Yeah man, got so wasted last night I ended up talking to God on the big white telephone!
by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
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god I wish that were me

Any situation that you view online or from a third person and aspire to be one of the active people or objects in that particular situation.
*looking at a terribly animated photo of a baby cradled by a deformed mother*
BigJB21: god I wish that were me
by lukewarmwolf December 20, 2018
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God help us all

When you go to the internet and see that people are so retarded and horrible that you just pray to god that he'll do at least SOMETHING about it
Me: *steps on Twitter*
*looks at the hellhole that is twitter and seeing so many clowns that support p@d0phila*
Me: I'm out. God help us all
by JF17 October 15, 2022
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re-god damn-diculous

A phrase coined by Channel 2 anchorman Frank Vitchard when his left arm was sliced off at the San Diego zoo.
"This is getting to be re-god damn-diculous!"
by Nic Herbs July 28, 2008
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feux-hawk guitar god

One who plays guitar like a god and has had at least at one point in time in their life a feux-hawk.
Feux-hawk guitar god =Will Owen-Gage
by Sparrow, Rylet, and Hypocrite September 27, 2008
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oh my god the quarterback is toast

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"
*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"
by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005
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