Five finger discount

Discount applied to a person with all five fingers intact on each hand; as opposed to missing finger(s) blown off by fireworks or similar explosives.

George missed the five finger discount by two thumbs and an index finger.

by webdings July 10, 2008

3 Fingered Bandit

A certain boy who fingeres his arsehole using many instruments, such as fingers, toilet brush, deodorant can etc.

"OMG its the 3 Fingered bandit"
Piss off Dirty Bandit.

by T.P.. February 4, 2008

Four Finger dig

Wipe your ass with a four finger scoop of the hand.

Homie, i ran outta toilet paper and had to four finger dig it.

by Etman November 9, 2006

3 fingers up

3 fingers up means you are madly in love with John

“Yeah, I always put 3 fingers up in every picture”

by 3 Fingers Up April 16, 2022

spud on her finger

wedding ring

john looked carefully for a spud on her finger

she had a spud on her finger...too bad, thought dave! lucky guy!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

ET stink finger

a slang word for a dick

man 1 -yo man my dick looks like et's finger but it stinks
man 2 - oh dude you got laid last and have an et stink finger lawl

by zombie9213 August 22, 2009

Smelly Finger dance

a dance performed, mainly by people in wellingborough where your 2nd and 3rd fingers are held out together,with the rest of your hand clenched, waving it around infront or you, or even waved under the nose/between the legs (hence the name smelly fingers) this dance should be done with a 'nasty face' on.

'yes bluud i c u bus'in that Smelly Finger dance with ya nasty face...ya get me'

by missyt85 October 3, 2012