Ball your fist up, and lightly "bop" the bottom, or soft part of it, on someone's forehead after saying the words, "Ball up!" it's a verbal and physical response to someone who fails/messes up/is just plain wrong/ or does something stupid when trying to make themselves look cool or smart. Some people even say, "bink!" while simultaneously applying the forehead bop.
"Boise State deserves to play for a National Championship."
"Ball up!"
"I tried to get that chicks number, but she told me she'd rather swallow gasoline than continue the conversation..."
"you get a FRESH ball up... Bink!"
"Ball up!"
"I tried to get that chicks number, but she told me she'd rather swallow gasoline than continue the conversation..."
"you get a FRESH ball up... Bink!"
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Sally: O GOD!!! FUCK ME!!!!
Henry: ok!!!
5 minutes later
Sally: this is the worst sex ever! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy)
Henry: WAIT!! i'm ready to cum!!!
Sally: NO! you can keep your blue balls!!! learn how to fuck a pussy!!!
Henry: ok!!!
5 minutes later
Sally: this is the worst sex ever! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy)
Henry: WAIT!! i'm ready to cum!!!
Sally: NO! you can keep your blue balls!!! learn how to fuck a pussy!!!
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The game consists of taking a whiffle ball bat, a beach ball(covered with swag written in sharpie), and someone declaring swag on. Points are scored by undefined actions and accomplishments while maintaining "their swag". Exclusivity is the name of the game so only people playing swag balls can control the scoring and rules. There is never a winner in swag ball unless you want to be the winner and who really wants that? Ideas for games to be played within the swag match can be as or not as follows.
Swag croquet- hitting the swag ball through several large well spaced bike rack spots.
Swag rolling- rolling a ball down an incline then letting the ball roll between your legs while striking a cool action pose best done with multiple people.
Swag team ball- swag ball with teams.
Make sure you take pictures and show them off to your friends to show how cool you are!
The game consists of taking a whiffle ball bat, a beach ball(covered with swag written in sharpie), and someone declaring swag on. Points are scored by undefined actions and accomplishments while maintaining "their swag". Exclusivity is the name of the game so only people playing swag balls can control the scoring and rules. There is never a winner in swag ball unless you want to be the winner and who really wants that? Ideas for games to be played within the swag match can be as or not as follows.
Swag croquet- hitting the swag ball through several large well spaced bike rack spots.
Swag rolling- rolling a ball down an incline then letting the ball roll between your legs while striking a cool action pose best done with multiple people.
Swag team ball- swag ball with teams.
Make sure you take pictures and show them off to your friends to show how cool you are!
Dude you were really rocking during swag ball last night you got over 9000 points!
The world series of swag ball is going to be played tonight! In my back yard!
The world series of swag ball is going to be played tonight! In my back yard!
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