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Truth Cat Ruth

The ultimate truth; when it's so true that it can't be denied, much like our Aunts cat Ruth.
I remember hearing about the robbery from our neighbors; they were telling the truth cat ruth, and luckily I was able to catch that bitch Shangela from their description.
by Dr. Hand January 2, 2022
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Black cat bestie

The cunning, jaded friend. Usually paired with the sweet goofy type, black cat besties are suspicious and highly protective. They’re fast to flee and are great at reading people quickly
Tom: I’m talking to this hot girl but I think her black cat bestie knows I’m a fuck boy

Mike: that’s ruff
by Another dumb bitch May 5, 2022
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Cat poo lip

Illness caused by cat poo that's made contact with your lip.
I won't be in work today as when I was cutting the grass yesterday I went over some cat poo and flew up and hit my lip. I now have the shits caused by cat poo lip
by LJJninja June 28, 2021
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lost cat rule

An accepted procedure, custom, or habit governing conduct with regard to a lost person at a beer festival. The lost person is treated like a lost cat. Not all cats are lost or want to be found and will be treated as such.
"We can't find Drew!"
"Lost cat rule. He'll come back when he's tired, drunk, and wallet-less."
"True."
by fledglingbrewer April 19, 2018
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crazy cat fetish

someone who constantly feeds a cat in hopes it will sit on your bare lap and you stroke the cat fur and get aroused. Believing the cat won't survive outside without you. Prefer the cat to people. tell your ol lady to leave so you can Carlos fuck the cat.
by countryboomboom December 18, 2021
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Cat Crab Cakes

When you see the dog eating cat poo out of the cats litter box.
Oh look Baxter is having “Cat Crab Cakes” for lunch!!
by Nyxy January 2, 2020
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Under the Cat's Paw

Very drunk, specifically on gin.

A result of the "gin craze," British government tried to stem the flow of gin with prohibitive taxes and rules, which drove the gin scene underground during 18th-century England. Exploiting a loop-hole in these new regulations, where a bartender couldn't be prosecuted for serving gin if the police couldn't be sure exactly which bartender served it, wooden plaques shaped like a black cat (hence "Old Tom gin") were mounted on the outside wall of some pubs. These cat plaques had little paws, and under the cat's paw was a slot to put money in and a small lead tube. From the tube would come a shot of gin, poured by the bartender, who remained anonymous from inside the pub.

Today, "under the cat's paw," simply means to be very drunk on gin, perhaps to great excess, as that is where most of these gin-crazed bar-patrons would have spent most of their time.
"I'm going to be under the cat's paw tonight!"

"Billy, if you don't slow down on those martinis, you'll be under the cat's paw in no time!"

"I can't remember a thing- I was absolutely under the cat's paw!"
by PW Magnussen January 10, 2020
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