Bag of richards

A polite way of saying a bag of dicks!!

Hey kane you can suck on a bag of richards.

by Jimmy dong johnson December 6, 2019

bag of oranges

Obese breasts that pop disgustingly out of bras. Think Snooki wearing a revealing blouse.

Dude, did you see that chick over there with the "bag of oranges" poppin' out? Ryan hooked up with her last night.

by abc123457865598 March 5, 2011

taco bag

women's underpants

"Ooo my taco bag is riding up and giving me a wedgie!"

by desilu1 March 25, 2010

all in the bag

A request from a friend being accomplished or completed.

Erwin: Hey bro, did you already wash my car?
Rommel: It's all in the bag bro, don't worry about a thing.

by Erwin Rommel Felix November 11, 2007

sperm bag

A bag (shopping bag, trash bag etc) that a male uses to ejaculate in while masterbating to maintain unsoiled bed sheets and to conceal evidence of pleasure from parents.

After my dad discovered and disposed of my sperm bag hiding under my bed, he thought it was a good opportunity to talk to me about my hormones, how to properly use a condom and the benefits of practicing safe sex.

by ericjr85 January 11, 2012

Bag of Briefcaseness

Basically, any bag that contains drugs or drug paraphranelia.

Stoner 1- Dude, did you bring over the bong?
Stoner 2- Yeah, its in the bag of briefcaseness
Stoner 3- Awesome

by Brown Bear :) June 26, 2008

Douche bag

The self indulged species known as the Douche, scientific name douchetus maximus?! This species is found in many different environments including, but not limited to, clubs, parties, television shows like the jersey shore. Other regions the douche inhabit are New jersey, new york, california, florida. Sometimes the species likes to invade new regions such as colleges or other higher learning institutes to add more genes in the limited gene pool they have now.

Mike- The Situation
Pauly D - The Problem
Ronny,and Vinny.

Female Douche bags -- Snookie, J woww, Sammy, and Angelina

by Paolo Rigranadia November 22, 2010