Thought baby

A baby made of thoughts; it is the conclusion to a string of thoughts.

A: "Why are you just staring in to the air?"
B: "I was just having a thought baby"
A: "I see"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

baby jacuzzi

When a dude cums In a girls mouth and she gurgles it

Wow she really made a great baby jacuzzi last night!

by TheBeachyboy November 13, 2022

chip baby

A euphemism for fat.

Kevin: Wow, Gareth has quite the chip baby due.
Rach: Yes, though I think yours is further along.

by Sister Kevin September 15, 2013

guard baby

a person whos entire military carear has been in the guard. ie no active duty.

"i enlisted at 18 and now i have 27 years in and im still only a MSgt b/c noboday above me has died/retired, i am a guard baby."

by psedonym February 25, 2005

Baby Park

The worst map in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. It is literally just a circle. Very often you will be hit by a Star or Bullet Bill despite being in first place because it is easy to Lap the fellow racers.

Dude 1: Hey buddy, what map you voting for?
Dude 2: Baby Park, of course!
Dude 1: How the fuck can you enjoy that shit?

by awesome7576 May 23, 2022

Baby Roulette

When you mix semen of two men and inject in a woman getting her pregnant by one of the two men

Awe man, David and I played “Baby Roulette” with Jenna last night. I hope I didn’t win.

by Axid_Baby April 13, 2022

Baby Bake

To blow marijuana smoke in a babies face to get him/her baked.

I always baby bake before nap time.

by inlineofire August 8, 2014