A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance

The black sheep sibling of Artificial Intelligence, promiscuously spreading misinformation and calumny which can never be corrected, denied or retrieved, set in digital stone.

Although Jack was happily attached and leading a blameless life, he awakened one morning to the news that he was on Tinder, listed with a gender identity and sexual preference he had never actually heard of, was the target of several concurrently pending lawsuits, had been arrested for bestiality at the age of twelve, failed in his fifth attempt at getting a GED, declared bankruptcy twice, and, perhaps the greatest insult, had appended to his profile an unflattering photo of someone else with his exact name. All of this was out there forever. Forever, and it was sure to spread. There was no one to complain to. Nobody. Welcome to the age of A.I.2 Artificial Ignorance.

by Monkey's Dad September 12, 2023

2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

gawk gawk times 2

69

HEY BRENDA I’M GONNA GAWK GAWK TIMES 2 WITH YOU

by anonymous May 2, 2023

2 sus 4 the bus

When someone or something is too suspicious to be trusted on a bus. Avoid 2 sus 4 the busses to board busses at all costs!

Carter: "hey why cant i come on the bus?" Bjorn: "BECAUSE YOU ARE 2 SUS 4 THE BUS!"

by fboybj November 25, 2021

2 high 3 wide

A description of what most men have as a penis erect.

(Hottie) Let me see your dick.
(Me) I’m not showing you shit.
(Hottie) Well how big it?
(Me again) 2 high 3 wide baby.

by Adam Loveland October 6, 2019

2 legged queef factory

A derogatory name for a female

Im not gonna take no b.s. from this 2 legged queef factory

by Biggciddy713 May 29, 2016

Trip 2 da Bahamazzz

A really boring place, but you used sarcasm to make it sound more appealing.
Because as if life couldn't get any more interesting...

Trip 2 da Bahamazzz
Mom: "JIMMY TIME FOR ScHoOl!"
Jimmy: "Time to go for a trip 2 da Bhamazzz... :( "

by ☆【𝕄𝟞ℝ𝕊】☆ November 5, 2020