"Hey, can I have back those CDs you borrowed from me? It's been three months"
"Actually, I don't have them anymore."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I gave them to Tom who let Joe borrow it who wanted to show them to his girlfriend who's mother took them away from her and erased them so that she could send them to some kids in Africa so they could save their homework on them."
"Dude... Go fuck a lawnmower"
"Actually, I don't have them anymore."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I gave them to Tom who let Joe borrow it who wanted to show them to his girlfriend who's mother took them away from her and erased them so that she could send them to some kids in Africa so they could save their homework on them."
"Dude... Go fuck a lawnmower"
by NyaNya January 5, 2008
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Get the Let’s go Brandon mug.The philosophical viewpoint which advocates the lowering of standards earlier in the process of courtship rather than later, believing it to be more efficient and ultimately more satisfying in the long run. While some see this as a disturbingly bleak prospect, proponents remind their detractors that "at least we're getting our jimmies waxed while you poor bastards are off beating your pud to Shirley Bassey records."
Trust me, dude, GO UGLY EARLY, or you'll die alone with your pants around your ankles, clutching your shriveled penis in your cold, dead hand with a look of stark terror on your face, frozen in time from the moment that the gray void invades your soul and stops your spitting heart.
by DannyBoy1974 March 13, 2010
Get the go ugly early mug.A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."
"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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Get the go suck yourself mug.Saying,
If a person keeps asking what words mean, and it's annoying you, telling them to go eat a dictionary is a good way of getting them to shut-up. If they don't know what easy words mean, they'll probably be dumb enough to actually try eating the dictionary.
If a person keeps asking what words mean, and it's annoying you, telling them to go eat a dictionary is a good way of getting them to shut-up. If they don't know what easy words mean, they'll probably be dumb enough to actually try eating the dictionary.
Annoying kid: "What's (insert word) mean?"
You: "You don't know what (word) means!?! Go eat a dictionary!"
You: "You don't know what (word) means!?! Go eat a dictionary!"
by Xx-dark-angel-xX December 29, 2008
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Professor: Open your textbooks to page 594.
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--
by Fairyland June 16, 2007
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