Wet Pashmina

A Classy Wet Blanket

Those girls who were in Vegas went to bed at 9pm, they are such Wet Pashminas!!

by ShimmerNShine229 December 19, 2010

Wet Saturday

When you make your girlfriend cum 100 time by midnight.

Bae you think our anniversary what until we have our first wet Saturday.

by Larrico April 17, 2021

wet oranged

When you hire someone that looks like a regular white dude to take your photos and he takes some totally amazing shots

We went to this studio and this old white guy wet oranged us with some wicked shots

by Michael Cairns January 19, 2009

Wet t-shirt competition game

When someone’s left a turd in the toilet

You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper

“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”

“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”

by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Satan's Wet Sock

When a vigorous round of anal results in your partner being prolapsed and you blow your load on it

Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more

by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023

Wetness

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

-Derek Zoolander

Definition of Wetness for Kids who can't read good.

by anonymous October 21, 2020