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Your First Name

Your first name is a trend on UD that often follows a certain pattern. Upon searching your first name you often find that the first couple definitions are an obvious ploy by every single person of that name with an ego. It may take some searching but you will usually find the true definition, mainly having something to do with a sexual reference.
Mike: Go search your first name on UD
Jeff: OK

1. Jeff is a super awesome sexy guy

2. A Jeff is a Broken Penis caused by walking, slamming or, running into something or someone.
by WTF THERES NOT ANY NAMES LEFT September 24, 2011
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up yours

Up yours n.- Comes in a variety of terms, popularized in the late 90's, this phrase has since died out. Made famous by the "7UP" commercials.
"Up yours Dude!"
"She told me to stick it up yours.."
"make 7UP yours!"
by PunkGrrl November 5, 2003
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shooting your shot

Sliding in the DM's, trying to signal that you want tk hook up.
She rated me a ten and used heart emojis, so I asked, "Are you shooting your shot?"
by KinkyVill November 20, 2016
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cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)
Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?
by Light Joker June 1, 2006
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Piss on your chips

The correct definition of this expression is to really mess something up for yourself (rather than for someone else) with an unnecessary and/or stupid act.

The key is that it is self-inflicted and therefore has a different meaning to "piss on your bonfire" or "rain on your parade" which refer to generally spoiling or putting a dampener on something for someone else.

The origin of the expression is from the scenario in the UK of a guy buying some takeaway chips (french fries for any US readers) after an evening's drinking.

Finding that he then needs a piss on the way home, the inebriated guy finds a quiet spot somewhere then and puts his chips on the ground nearby while he relieves himself. In his drunken state he then accidentally pisses on his chips, thus depriving himself of his meal through his own carelessness and stupidity.

The expression is particularly applicable for a celebrity who has badly damaged his/or her career because of a needless personal transgression.
"Way to piss on your chips, Tiger!" (Overheard at the US Masters)
by DaleHudd June 16, 2010
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spell your name

when a girl is riding a guys dick and she spells her name with her hips
him: when you ride me, i want you to spell your name
by g spice 275 December 18, 2020
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Dick In Your Mouth!

The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.
(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"
by mucusalarmclock November 22, 2011
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