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The neighbour who bought the apartment above you to a MUCH cheaper price than yours. The work-buddy who bought your looser stocks at the right price and sold when they where all-time-high. The guy who have more than two women around him during a party despite his total abscense of humour and the boring fact that he was born rich and handsome.

I bought this Porsche Speedster -59 for $300.

by Peppe E May 22, 2003

penis pie

when more than one penis is in a vagina/anus at any given moment. (double penetration)

damn i wont be able to walk for a week cus i got penis pied last night.

by yummeydingdong July 27, 2009

penis lashing

chopping off someones penis.

Josh was trying to get in Kenya's pants so Jenna started penis lashing Josh.

by Jenna [MF] Lane June 30, 2008

Rogue Penis

the penis belonging to a man who has had an affair.

John Edwards has a rogue penis!

by Annii October 4, 2008

Baboon Penis

When a dude's penis looks bright red on the head like a baboons buttocks.

Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"

Mary: "NO WAY!?"

by sex educator November 16, 2011

Junior Penis

The act of getting your balls licked by underclassmen. Used when you walk down a hallway and your friend gets repeated compliments from freshmen.

'Heather, do you smell that?'
'Yeah, Kevin I do.'
'Ah, Junior Penis!'

by KHC April 27, 2010

Cyclops Penis

A mans scrotum of which only contains a penis and one testicle

Look at that mans cyclops penis!

by WetSpider69 June 11, 2019