face ass

the unfortunate condition of having a chin separated by an indention in the middle. giving the appearance of two butt cheeks.

that bitch would be a decent slumpbuster if she didn't have face ass!

by Richard Fromage May 19, 2004

arse face

someone who is undeniably ugly; someone who's face resembles a hairy ass.

the hairy lady that works at the 7-11 down the street

by capn t March 24, 2005

Face Crap

1. (n.) What my cat left waiting for me to step in as I entered into my dark bedroom; solid to semi-solid regurgitation.

2. (n.) The verbal projections of an assface or assmouth.

3. (v.) The process of regurgitating said crap (-ed, -ing).

"Ugh! What the..."

*flip lightswitch*

"Dammit Liger, couldn't you find a better place to face crap!"

by a guy with face crap on foot September 11, 2009

face sitting

When a man sits on a woman's face with his ass ("male" facesitting), or the opposite ("female" facesitting), or a man sits on another man's face with his ass ("gay" facesitting) or a woman sits on another woman's face with her ass ("lesbian" facesitting).
Usually the person under the ass licks it (an act which is called "rimming" or "rimjob").
Sometimes the man which facesits a woman also slaps her pussy for his pleasure (an act which is called "cuntslapping" or "cuntbusting").

"That big hot hunk is face sitting that girl and spanking her pussy!"

by Facesittier October 20, 2017

mean face

The unruly appearance resembling the look of premeditated murder resulting from deep vaginal penetration. Symptoms may include angry eyebrows, tightened lips, and the crossing of the eyes. Thus far - scientist have not discovered a cure.

Yesterday, my girl rode a backwards cowgirl into the night. I swore i was doing a number on her but I got scared when she turned around and I saw her mean face.

by dSA November 29, 2014

Pizza Face

When you 69 with a girl who is on her period. You eat the girls pizza sauce and she eats your cheese and sausage.

Ay yo girl, you wanna make a pizza face with me tonight?

by BoysIsBitches March 10, 2011

Lame face

Someone who is a total ass to you when they dont even know who you are really,As on a forum or site.

BD:whats your favorite game?
Crooked: my fav game is WOW
Maxx:STFU BD
BD: Maxx your such a lame face
Maxx:IDGAF about you
BD:then leave me alone you dont know me

by Brokendreams3390 July 24, 2006