National Penis Man Week

National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!

I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!

by PenisManSupporter123 December 11, 2022

National Throw Sean Day

On October 23rd, All of America will celebrate by throwing a Sean, Shawn, or Sheen with no permission needed

Oh yuh its national throw sean day imma grab my gloves and my lube

by IssaMysteryy October 11, 2021

National Delete Streamlined Day

On December 69th Robin will delete Streamlined

"I took a piss because it's National Delete Streamlined day"

by Steamlined Robin November 26, 2020

National Bald Headed Day

November 29th is the only day out of every year you get to make fun of all your bald headed friends! *and don’t forget to post them too*

me: Hey nina! Look at Geo,, he’s bald!!
friend: It’s November 29th! National Bald Headed Day!!

by LickMyMac&’Cheese November 16, 2019

National Ass Pic Day

Celebrated on December 22nd

Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national ass pic day what do I do?

Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!

by beastcoastballer December 22, 2018

national ass pic day

On July 1st, you must send your friend or boyfriend an ass pic

It’s national ass pic day! 👀

by Senorr July 1, 2021

national bash lachlan day

national bash lachlan day is when one sees someone named lachlan, they have permission to brutally beat them within an inch of their life, with no concequences.

“Hey, Gerlandine! Its 19 September! Its national bash lachlan day!”

by lilbrikkie >:) April 24, 2022