Wherever the bag beans

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).

Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”

by Ilovevivian69 March 21, 2021

baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!

Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole

by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023

bean and peen

When Xanax leads sexual intercourse.

"Oh man, some girls came over the other night with some bars. It was a total bean and peen bro"

by atlan200 September 13, 2020

Big Red Bean

a inside out pulled rectum

'I searched for 'inside out pulled rectum' on google and it looked like a big red bean' - Tristan

'a... what?' - Everyone else

by Omni03 February 10, 2020

Beans

Black jeans, or another pair of jeans that are dark enough to appear black.

Damn girl, I like your beans.

by therealslimshady1 September 27, 2010

Jell Jell Bean

My buddy Eric’s dog

My buddy Eric did this at his party in honor of his dog Jell Jell Bean

(in reference to anything that happened at my buddy Eric’s party)

by anonymous October 27, 2022

Bean Sleeve

When the vagina is so saggy it sticks to your penis while having intercourse i.e. a pink sock where the sock is the vagina.

That old lady's bean sleeve was the tighest iIfound at the retirement home.

by Mr. Rocket Man May 22, 2018