Premature God Damn it Moment

1) Saying god damn it only to find out whatever you thought wasn't going to work out worked out or you ended up somewhere or in some circumstance that was better than you had planned.

Adam: ugh god damn it I so wanted to go to Sonic for my birthday lunch!

- Drives to a shopping center to find a Cheesecake Factory-

Adam: what was I so mad for? The Cheesecake Factory is Better than what I had planned!

Friend: you just had a premature god damn it moment.

Adam: -prays- sorry god I spoke too soon!

by Adathorrules January 12, 2012

injustice gods among us

THE BEST MOBILE GAME EVER. Its so much fun you could play all day and not get sick of it, Lots of characters and real player playing all the time. Different modes like challenges, Regular play, Survivor and Online. DOWNLOAD IT NOW

Person1: Have you played injustice gods among us
Person2: YES, Its the best game ever
Person1: IKR

by LastCrumb321 November 7, 2019

selling like a god church

Selling very, very good

Damn, that shit is selling like a god church!

by Terdenmihan November 2, 2017

Thank you based god

A phrase that idiots say to annoy others. The phrase is also used to idolize the autistic rapper Lil B. The phrase can often be heard when something ridiculous or awesome happens.

see also: Lil B, tybg, and based god

When the Apocalypse didn't happen: "Thank you based god!"

After fucking your bitch: "Thank you based god!"

by SkeezleBub July 26, 2011

Toss a log to the lawn Gods

When the dog takes a dump - AKA - Launch a sewer pickle

Female - Honey, did you let the dog out?
Male - Yeah, he just tossed a log to the lawn Gods.

by C Bailey March 19, 2004

Chi Town God

Likes nothing more than good shoes. Seriously. GOOD. SHOES. Get the best shoes and he'll nail you.

May I purchase those shoes, please?
CTG - NO, GET GOOD SHOES. G-O-O-D-S-H-O-E-S!

by Hi. March 21, 2004

say i swear to god

something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.

Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!

Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)

Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)

by TwanDiggity September 3, 2005